The Realization

The Realization

Theres something beyond what we see

There has to be something

How do i know? Not quite sure

But they have seen that something

Who are they? Are they human?

They just has to be earthlings

Of course! we share the same frame

But their minds are active

We perceive things too,how come we are blind?

We are all one, There are no individuals

True, but what they sense, they don't carry

Leave it at the origin, that's they're ritual

How do they do that? it's against the nature

We are supposed to fall in love with worldly pleasures

They say existence is not the answer

So they let go off all things, The same things we treasure

Is that a solution? what do they get?

Our true purpose of life is to reproduce and die

They know you feel that way, they thought just like you

until they found out that, we have the power to rise

If i had just a little bit more money, ill be fine

Then i could finally enjoy, coz spirituality is beyond me

If theres no water, how could there be fish?

Their version of spirituality goes far beyond ''Me'

Is there actually something beyond this?

We are born with that question engraved in our minds

They were curious as us, but their approach was different

They were never in search of something, they stopped even trying

''Why?'' is that the question to ask ?

''when?'' is more appropriate, from where should we start?

There's no beginning to a cycle,nothings beyond that logic

Breaking away is the solution, from the wheel of this cart

I could scream all day, '' I don't want to get old!''

If everything is mine, how come i can't control

If i get it, i get attached, if I don't, i get mad

They are the true victors, I'm still at war!

Mr. Erratik ( Intelligence is the realization of our own ignorance!)

Vinci, and the origins of his ...

''You are a total sell out!''

You must be wondering, Why? How come i'm a Sell-out all of a sudden? What about my originality? what about my compassion towards my fans/followers/lunatics? I was trying to reach out to them. I just wanted to express myself in a way, in which it brings people together. This is beyond entertainment, a gift from god to the society. I'm just the medium. Every time i work on something new,i get possessed by a divine spirit, my senses shut down. Its like i'm going through all the bizarre things that an extraterrestrial abductee has experienced, in that brief history of time. After spending a few moments like this on the 7th dimension, i return home, Only to find out that I've lost half the ink of my pen, The writing pad which was clean minutes ago was dirtied with a piece of sacred literature which, apparently, has an encrypted message hidden inside.

On weed or not that's how a revolutionary, spiritual or a politically conscious artist would like us to think of him. Maybe he's right. I don't have any questions regarding the authenticity of the story of '' The origins of my Shit''. He could be a Philosopher, a Revolutionist, a Pretender/21st century politician, a Musician or just a worthless blogger. The claim of him being in direct contact with God is his U.S.P ( Unique Selling Proposition). That's how he differentiate himself from the rest, his way of standing above competition like a fully bloomed lotus in a pond, his way of communicating to the world that he's the embroidered patch, while all the others are just a mere stroke of paint on the fabric. What do i have to say about it? "All the best with your campaign, and hope you achieve all of your marketing objectives as planned!''

But haven't you noticed a certain pattern in the works of many of these artists? The first few works of art attracts the initial crowd due to it's rawness, and Vinci's (Hypothetical artist) attitude says something like '' I don't give a shit whether you admire this or not, this is my way of expressing myself! Don't like it? then GTHO( Get the hell out) !!'' The demon dominates, when the artist becomes aware of his own popularity. Then what does Vinci do? he starts doing things to satisfy his new fans. And when Vinci starts to grow in popularity, and when it's like a ''Trend'' to become one of his fans, his fame hits the climax. With hundreds of awards, his own reality TV show, Vinci clothing line, and his birthday, June 12th, declared as ''Vinci day'', a public holiday, Vinci has officially become DA SHIT!

Every one his happy, except for a few( here we go again... the annoying minority). Remember the folks who were the first to admire his works? The folks who were attracted by the rawness of his initial works of art? They are so disappointed, Some of them even got together and started their own website ' www.ScrewVinci.com'. In Vinci's point of view however, his decision was reasonable. He can't pretend to be the same Ol' and attract more followers can he? He had to make that swift change in order to become more successful in a larger scale. Had he not switched, there'd be no awards, worldwide recognition, his TV show and most importantly a ''Vinci day''. Sure he had to make some sacrifices on the road to success, and amongst the heart broken were his true fans, the people who loved him for his talent not for his fame. Worth the sacrifice? You decide...

Mr.Erratik ( The only thing that's permanent is the eternal impermanence!)

Warrior Mind

Warrior Mind

We move when you sleep

and what you listen,we hear

when you panick, we dream

while you're here, we're there

Never talk coz we speak

what we are, is what you're not

you only taste while you eat

that means we're in, while you're out

What you think, we have done

your future is our past

what you see, we have watched

when you bleed, we enhance

We don't live, when you try

what you give, we provide

we know, you believe

you just rot, when we die

You don't fly , we don't swim

you could drown, we can fly

we don't teach, we just reach

Its your earth, it's our sky

We relive, you resent

what we spend, is what you get

we forget , but you lend

when you're set, we eject

We don't love, you could hate

what you need is what we want

when we go, you could stay

when we're home, you're alone

You breath, when we feel

when you scream, we're awake

what you touch,we have cleaned

it's the crust that we've baked

When you're still, that's our thrill

when you starve, we're alarmed

we could harm, you just cheat

we willl seek, when you're calm

As for you its the ''me'',

as for us we are free

We are warriors

we breed underneath your beliefs

Mr.Erratik (Killer!)

Blogging in greek : Traffic in Heaven

ZEPHYRUS : End of another day, won’t be long till Nyx takes over. Eos is fast asleep so you won’t be worried about work as yet.

EURUS : Ahh seems like Chronos is working overtime these days, or unless they’ve started using finer sand in hourglasses.

ZEPHYRUS : Hmm.

EURUS : Is everything alright mate? You know you can talk to me.

ZEPHYRUS : Before talking about me, first tell me are you on Ganja or something? Always grinning like you are high, what’s up with that?

EURUS : Ohh that…he he. Don’t mind telling you this, but after a long time, I feel as if I’m getting younger with every passing day.May Hebe be praised! Sure I’ve done enjoying my prime, but those times are ancient now. Now I sense like I’m getting back in to that supreme form again, rejuvenated, vivified and…

ZEPHYRUS : Well good for you! Isn’t it just a remarkable coincidence that I feel exactly the same way?

EURUS : Really? Then why do you look so upset?

ZEPHYRUS : Gotcha you old goof! ha ha…(* In a serious tone of voice*) Joking aside, actually it’s the complete opposite for me. Don’t know what’s wrong with me but I tell you… I’ve been keeping this inside for some time now. Haven’t you noticed anything unusual about me lately?

EURUS : Well, yeah… you’ve been acting strangely for quite some time now...

ZEPHYRUS : Strangely?

EURUS : The spot light was on you at the pantheon. And everybody was talking about your ‘’change’’. And to be gruesomely honest, at least you are not that egotistic a**hole anymore. Even though i'm not convinced at all personally, people seem to like you now.

ZEPHYRUS : What’s happening to me man? Everything was just perfect yesterday, and now… Look at me! I feel like i'm just a mere shadow of the person I used to be, it won’t be long before I get treated like crap in the pantheon. Remember when they offered me the seat next to Zeus, the majority thought that I’m more powerful than the man himself, heck I even thought like that myself! And when they took that back from me… they took my soul with it. I mean what did I do to deserve this? Why is everything happening to me?... look at you for instance, getting all this promotions and stuff. I don’t give a shit, but you haven’t even thought of doing 10% of the work I’ve completed in my time.

EURUS : You think so? And let me ask you this, from where did you find the power to complete your so called work? You didn’t rob from any one right? Everything was readily available at your place I guess. My HOLY ASS! Dude you cheated… admit that, Do you think, just because the Pantheon is made up of fossil old gods, that they are blind? Everyone knows that you are a manipulative, evil minded and a greedy bastard, who has no history nor a culture. And I don’t expect any respect from you, since you don’t know what the word respect means. Look around you look what you’ve done… You’ve brought hell up to the place of heaven. This was a beautiful place man… this is the place where humans hope to get reincarnated after leading virtuous lives on earth...Shit! And it’s completely natural for you to feel jealous of me, because whether you like it or not, IT’S MY TIME NOW!

ZEPHYRUS : Ok, I cheated. So what? Ever heard of the theory of evolution? Does the phrase natural selection, ring any bells? Or how about the survival of the fittest?

EURUS : Survival is not just stuffing up your body with food for a day or two, it’s a continuous process of long term existence via making adaptations which doesn’t oppose the laws of the universe. You can’t just consume everything in your sight just for the sake of appearing colossal, and call it survival of the fittest. More like a temporary “Uprisal of the thickest” for me. And it might’ve seemed like the everlasting bliss that you were so hungrily searching at first, but too much power too soon can act like a hallucination, which alter the reality in your senses while the objective reality continue to exist in a place beyond your cognition. You lost the respect of gods long time ago, but they never opposed your actions because of bribes. When they look at me, they don’t see you ZEPHYRUS, I’m just one of them who’s trying stand up on my own. I’m not the reason why your Empire is cracking up, your own greed is the reason for your downfall.

ZEPHYRUS : You are talking as if I’m reduced to dust already. Maybe I’m worrying too soon, maybe this whole thing is just a little glitch in the space time continuum, I can make this right! And it’s never too late because I’m still… breathing!

EURUS : Your future has already been manifested by your past and the present. And in due time Apollo’s prophecy will be fulfilled, you’ll be joining Thanatos shortly, And it’s too late to even think of a way out. I’ll leave you with this thought, actually a deep lesson I learned in my previous life as a human.

“ No matter how many vehicles you overtake, there will always be someone in front of you’’

Telos ( The End).

Starring;

Zephyrus: Greek god of the west wind

Eurus: Greek god of the east wind

Nyx: Greek goddess of night

Eos: Greek goddess of dawn

Chronos : Greek god of time

Hebe: Greek goddess of youth

Zeus: C.O.B of the pantheon

Apollo: Greek god of basically everything. (god of light and the sun; truth and prophecy; medicine and healing; music, poetry, and the arts; and more)

Thanatos: Greek god of death

Mr.Erratik (Producer, Director, Make-up artist, cameraman and the cinematographer)

Unbiased and Unusual : ( Dynamite Tricks)

Yes, we are all aware of Freemasons and illuminati conspiracies thanks to Dan Brown and his brilliant marketing strategies. What's so brilliant about it? well... let me ask you, what do you think is the best selling book ever? Which piece of literature holds the record? If your answer is ''The Kamasutra'' you are a sick pervert! and the only reason why you visited my blog is the pic of Miss Doutzen Kroes in the background of the title(Jeez!).Well.. anyways the correct answer is ...yes? The Bible! of course. So what will happen if you reveal a whole new, hitherto unexplored, side of the main role in the Bible? Everybody will want to know what its about ya? And with a target market of around 1/6 th of the world, what are the chances of that being a flop?

This article is not about the Holy grail nor is it about the merongivian blood line, This is about america, where patriots like Bill O'Reilly defends other patriots like George bush. As a person who has never been to america in my whole life and as an islander who never gave a shit about their existence except for that extremely emotional Cosgrove 911 call on Youtube, I hereby present my unbiased view on Obama and the New age America! ( Not dissing the open minded and the kind hearted americans here)

I'm not trying to sound controversial but ''Obamafication of the USA'' seems like a well marketed attempt to develop the horrible image of america, in the eyes of rest of the world. I mean whether FOX news agrees or not, The brand name ''America'' triggers the same negative feelings as its brainchild Mcdonalds does, in the consciousness of the majority of the world community. Something had to be done about this, Because we are living in an era where the West is descending with the sun and the east is slowly ascending with it, in the morning. This immense competitiveness requires not only an O3 friendly product, but a good brand image as well. (Green economies and Amicable politics).

After some Mind-boggling marketing, and cutting edge PR programs, ''The Directors (illuminatis? Masons? Heck how am i suppose to know?)'' of the USA managed to appoint a new Brand manager,In hopes of rebuilding its image. Mr. Barrack Hussein Obama to the rescue!

Attributes of Obama and the reasons behind them( How they were used) or in other words why Obama is the best person to develop a good image of america...

1) Black guy- to address the people who think that america is a country where racial profiling is practiced even today. Having a black guy as a president eliminates even a possibility of a debate.

2) White mother - To give the white folks (majority=voters=votes) some assurance,

3) ''Hussein''- A stand out selling point to cool down the Muslim world

4) Family man- To address the people who thinks that USA is messed up culturally,(Remember ''Clinton & the pros'' season 1?)

and finally

5) A weak opponent - JM, Who actually guaranteed a win for Obama ( Palin sealed the deal).

The recent Nobel prize will only add up to His impressive CV and clear the doubts of any one who was not satisfied with his presidential campaign and the huge image building process. Obama bashers will have to think twice before launching a verbal attack from now on. Once again another step towards the positive image building process. Its an absolute pleasure to watch these proceedings as they unfold, because the underlying marketing strategies are just Awesome!

And about the peace prize, remember Gandhi never won a nobel but Yasser arafat did.Kinda questions the credibility huh?

Mr.Erratik (Nobel = Inventor of Dynamite, Nobel peace prize = Literally Da BomB!!)

Peace is the prize that you have to pay if you want to play with Nobel's invention.

Useless...

Ok, So after a weekend without having to come up with an idea to write something, In a beautiful equatorial monday evening where the humidity is 100% and theres not a sign of a breeze, I'm going to type whatever that comes to my mind regarding the useless debates that people waste their time on.

First up Religion, It's really childish to actually argue over this subject. For one thing if that helps a particular person to keep his or hers mental stability, Why should you care about it? Its their life, not yours! And this is another lame attribute of us human beings, we just can't go to sleep without finding someone else's fault right? BS! ( Bull Shit * Flushed!*). Ok i agree there are limits to this, I give my fullest support to anyone who's fighting against , Fundamentalist groups converting poor people into their religion by offering materialistic things, cults that perform religious sacrifices bringing harm to innocent creatures and even humans and Lunatics who are either after territorial ownership or more and more bloodshed without giving a damn about a philosophical or a spiritual cleansing process that should exist is any form of religion. And even if you are not believing in anything, still it's fine coz that means you have faith on yourself, but remember this doesn't make you more open minded than anyone else because you are just another human being who's sharing the same home! No one is superior than the other, unless you have realized the workings of the internal and the external universe and fully comprehended the reason of our existence all the while maintaining 100% selflessness.

Next up, Politics. We should let the politicians waste their time on this. After all this is what they're getting paid for, to Discuss ways to improve the living standards of the people in the country. I mean we pay them good salaries and fight with each other while they just pretend they are working in front of the camera and go on 'official' tours abroad for weeks(I'm talking about the majority here). They are our employees remember that! We are the Directors. Now what has happened here is the Directors are fighting over the employees and they seem to have taken advantage over the situation and has turned tables on us. keep in mind that the POLITICIANS ARE WORKING FOR US! IT'S NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! If you are a slave to your party, because you believe that only your party has the effective solutions for the burning questions in your community, understand that theres always someone else who's thinking otherwise.What matters the most, Your self-respect or your country? ( Swagger or the hood?) Most of the countries are suffering from the consequences that they are facing because in the past, the government elected by the majority , or the dictator who terrorized his way up the ladder didn't change a decision coz it could rapture their self-respect!

Entertainment and other stuff. Who's the best singer? The greatest movie ever? Who's the best actor? Top ten list of chess players? man i'm tired of this shit. Immature, Idiotic, hollow, unproductive, Brachiosaurus shit!!! Come on! for the one last time, It depends on the INDIVIDUAL!!! I'm not going to waste even another pixel on my blog on this subject

Reader : well then, what do you see as a productive way to spend time?

ME ( Mr.Erratik) : Well again, the way I see as a productive way might not be the same for someone else..

Reader : ok cut the BS, and tell me?

ME : Meditation on impermanence

Reader : WHAT?

ME : Do your own research, and you've exceeded your limit for free questions.TC!

And don't act like you are clueless, If you have time to read a blog i'm sure you can find time to Google meditation practices.

Mr.Erratik ( still trying to meditate myself, believe me it's really hard!)

SWA ( Society With an Attitude)

Every one except for Brand managers, media firms and advertising agencies seem to find Advertising to be pretty darn annoying! That's a well known fact and i feel that TV advertising is 99.9% responsible for the invention of the Remote control. Listed below are the main reasons why people hate commercial breaks;

1)It makes us endure psychological pain, i.e. having to watch pigeons migrating south on Discovery till the commercial break is over on our favorite channel.

2)After 30 seconds it tricks us into feeling wiser than the others, i.e. ''Jeez do people actually buy that after watching this? That's dumb Yo!, come to think of it, Masses are asses is an actuality''.

3)It doubles the time that we waste in front of the TV i.e. Duh?

4) It attempts to occupy gaps inside our mind, without us knowing it. If your mental firewall is up to date, you have nothing to worry, otherwise when you feel hungry the next time, you'll be thinking''I'm kinda hungry now... mmm... Hey! what did that nice looking chick on TV had when she was in this same exact situation?''

There are thousands of other reasons out there, but i'm not including each and every point here since i'm not that enthusiastic about blogging (Mr.Erratik ; Keeping it real as always).

What about Radio commercials? They are not bad as TV ads right? WRONG! how come? Well when you are watching TV and that horrible advertisement pops up for the 61st time, and you pick up the remote and switch the channel, is there a chance of your house crashing into your neighbors place killing you and your family and injuring the next door granny? Unless you are living on wheels, NO CHANCE IN HELL RIGHT? But unfortunately theres a good chance of getting killed and raping someone else when you take your eyes off the road to tweak the dial in your car stereo because of repetitive and stupid Ads. And don't get me started on pop up advertisements in the online world. What a waste of clicks on all those close tab buttons.

Even if we hate it, they still seem to continue with their advertising campaigns, Its getting worse everyday, more and more advertisements are being bombarded on the society and we are helpless. Why are they doing it? because it's working! even though we hate to admit it each and every single commercial has an effect on us.More advertisements-> More sales-> More profit= More money to make more and more advertisements thus completing the cycle.

The SWA

But what if we just cold heartedly ignore them? what'll happen if we just stop buying anything that's on media? Imagine if all the consumers got together and just discontinue purchasing products on TV commercials? Instead we start buying those cheap, not well marketed alternate products, then most probably they'll get greedy and start ATL campaigns ( Above The Line i.e. TV, Radio etc), Again we'll stop buying from them. We'll continue doing this till they get the message and eventually we'll see her... Who?? FREEDOM! Imagine, prime time TV with no ads, No pop ups on web, just non stop music on radio... Heaven right? SWA representing the Free world YO!

I know bullshit idea, but hey! no bloodshed here. Then again : No bloodshed=No room in history!

Let me end todays article by inviting all the genuine A**holes out there to join us.

SWA 4 LIFE! BiaaaAAAATch!

Mr.Erratik ( The Chief)

Duh?? (Earths reality Vs Universal reality)

''In the search for extraterrestrial life, some scientists say we’re focusing too much on finding signs of existence as we know it, and in the process, we may be missing more strange forms of life that don’t rely on water or carbon metabolism''- http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/09/weirdlife/

So after all these years of expensive research and Area 51 Hogwash this is what they have to say? Since you like rice and tofu, Doesn't mean your neighbor like it. Check out any Extraterrestrial movie and tell me whether theres any Alien who doesn't share the shape and form of a living being which exist on earth? They all have light receptors ( Eyes) Sound or vibration receptors, an opening on their face to make noises ( Even if they don't talk and is using telepathy to communicate, still it's a rip off , and its completely Earthly), Visible or invisible form ( Reader : Well Mr.Erratik , how come an invisible form can be regarded as ''Earthly''? ME : Take off your materialistic shades, and some how erect your flaccid mind), They are ALREADY ON EARTH!!!

No matter how big the head is or how slimy their skin or how weird they sound, nobody has been able to think of something completely out of the box ( Out of the Globe really). If the Ant ( or any other insect) never existed would we have ever come up with that form? If birds never existed would we have ever even thought of flying?

I think the core question lies inside how we define the term ''Invent''. Now the dictionary definition goes as ''Come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort''-http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=invent&typeofrhyme=def&org1=syl&org2=l

Realistically all we seem to come up with are purely new mixtures of already existing phenomenon. So its only natural for us to believe that every single life form out there should depend on water and they should all posses the earthly 6 senses (sight, smell, taste, touch, hearing, feeling/ Thought recognition) and their looks should resemble some kind of species that exist or existed on earth.

This doesn't mean that we are unique to the whole universe,and every single species should differ drastically compared to each other. There are infinite number of Human civilizations in the universe, and taking into account the size of it ,the chances of coming across another Human or an Alien civilization similar to us from a nearby galaxy is highly unlikely. But what's the possibility of coming into contact with a life form which is the total opposite to us or completely different than us? Slightly higher than a humanish species right? So what the hell were these scientists doing all this time,Other than coming up with new movie ideas for hollywood? All this time we were expecting the expected rather the unexpected right?

But then again it's better than doing nothing, i mean in a nearby parallel plane of existence, we might've already contacted an intelligent species using the same techniques. But unfortunately it just doesn't seem to happen over here.

We just can't take earths reality and consider it to be the divine truth spread across the whole universe. I think still we haven't reached the psychological escape velocity out of this mental solitary confinement. Theres a limit to the things that we could achieve with the current school of thoughts, and its just a matter of time since someone gets through.Then we'll all be like ''Ahhh so thats how it worked, how come i didn't get it yesterday?, feel really dumb now''

So let's all make a one last effort and help our good scientists who's working day and night non stop in hopes of contacting aliens and making them aware of our presence, Ok every one start screaming your lungs out to the count of 3;

1

2

3

GO!!

''EARTH IS HERE!!!''

Ok that was pretty dumb but never mind, in another parallel world the Aliens would have replied;

''SO WHAT! WHO CARES!!''

Mr.Erratik

My old friend Demo : A dialog.

Democracy : Hey! how are ya?

Dude : Doing great thanks to you. So still on that old ''majority'' shit huh? :P

Democracy: hehe Anything above 50% would do, fair enough right?

Dude : Of course! that's universal! Btw Demo, have yo heard the rumors? People compare you to NATO (No Action,Talk Only)?

Demo : Haters!, I believe that old cripple commi (Communism) is behind all of this. He ain't got shit on me, you know! If you are against me You fall into the minority which disqualifies you from having your say on things, whether you like it or not. Hope you are not one of them :p..

Dude : I don't know man, sometimes i feel that the people who are representing you, the presidents etc. don't get it. i mean what do they do to get the majority behind them? launch expensive nationwide campaigns and by heavy usage of media, create a positive perception on the minds of the public. And who funds these activities ? of course the filthy rich minority. And after they achieve their goal Who gets the benefit? The majority( The people who participate in their mass rallies, people who are watching television at home, who actually vote) or the minority ( Those tycoons)? They market you ( Demo) but practice Reverse-democracy or Demoncracy! ( your evil twin brother) in reality. What are your thoughts on that?

Demo : Well ....errr... Demoncracy is my brother no matter what...so. can't really comment...You know..

Dude : So ya'll are all in this together then? you suck Demo!!

Demo : Eiy ! i never said that! and anyways the power is in your hands. so why don't you stop pointing fingers at me and do something about it?!? Ha Big guy?

Dude : well u don't seem to get the real point Demo. As i said, after a well focused psychological marketing campaign, the so called majority become powerless, and nobody is willing to take responsibility for the Demon in the system since the ''Majority" has accepted it with open hands. So now the the guy who got elected has an army of zombies defending him, even his failures and wrong doings. I know commi is outdated and you've been here for awhile and i get the feeling that the future is approaching faster than you expected! Don't you feel a bit old now?

Democracy : I'm still accepted worldwide, and i don't see anyone better than me coming in the future..

Dude : Well like when someone said in the early 1900's that everything has been invented already., and there's nothing else to come! You are starting to sound a bit like that person now. You know Demo, the present is like a one way road with a 90 degree bend at the end! you don't know how the roads going to be, you don't know what's there, You don't know shit!... till you make the turn. I'm sure someone more fair and reasonable and more universally acceptable will replace you( and your twin brother) pretty soon.But theres a way to prolong your stay...

Demo : Really??? What would that be?

Dude : You've got to grow a spine and act like a man, And get rid of your brother. To tell you the truth, after talking to you, i actually think you are a nice guy. But the only problem is that you don't have the balls to fight! They've turned you into their Bitch! Youve become a slave to your representatives, you are just a tool for them to get POWER!!! You are a disgrace to your mother (the late Mrs. Direct democracy)!!!Don't you get it???

Demo : I...I... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...MUMMMMMYYYY!!! I WANT MY MUMMMYYYY ,...BOOoooooOOOOOOooooOOO *Starts crying*

Dude : There there, Don't cry now... come on man! Here wipe your tears off * hands over a box of tissue paper*

Demo : *Sobs*

Dude : Come on man, didn't mean to hurt you, That's the bitter truth! I know it sounds Dirty but its actually the truth. Doesn't change the fact that you are a No good Poncy but stop crying for Gods sake! No point talking to you. Give my regards to your brother, I GTG now. * Turns and starts to walk away*

Demo : Hey wait!! wait. I'm sorry for all the evil things my brother has done! and i know a simple sorry won't change the fact that its wrong. I'm going to talk to him. We are going to regain the lost dignity of my mother! WE ARE GOING TO CHANGE THE WORLD!!! I better hurry, Thanks for showing me the right way! I'll never forget you! * Turn and runs with a renewed sense of self confidence*

THUD !!* Sound of a person falling *

Dude : Demo you alright ?* Demo unconscious, lying flat on the ground, face down
* Demo!! oh shit ! he must've slipped on this 1$ note... . who's is it anyway? well never mind serves him right! My lucky day.** Puts the 1$ in his front pocket and walks away from the dead body**

The End

Mr.Erratik

We are living in the Future's ''Ancient cyber era''

Ok. Assuming nothing amazing replaces the internet, or lets say it's core concept in the future, We are still in the primitive, stone age of the cyber revolution. Matter of fact it closely resembles the Jurrasic era ain't it? I mean look at all these HUUUGE players roaming about the WWW. YouTube- Brachiosaurus? Myspace/facebook- T-rex's?, Twitter- Terradactyl? ebay- Titanosaurus?

As the new trend hints, its going to be a humongous colony of small niche markets pretty soon where nobody is big, but every body is big in their own unique way.And in the meantime nobody is complaining right? yeah that's for now, but in the near future our kids are going to have some serious problems with us. Why i say that? well, is it only me who has questioned my parents why they didn't purchase that plot of land when it was shit cheap 25 years ago? I learned to inquire in such a way because i remember my parents used to ask from my grand parents the same question when i was young. See what i'm getting at? This is the future's ''Ancient cyber era'' where cyber space is easily available and pretty cheap, does this mean that its going to remain the same throughout the whole 5 billion years of time when our sun turns into a red giant and vaporize Earth?

Moving onto Technology,Sound and picture transmission has been there for quite a while now, and i believe that the next step is going to be smell transmission. Taste and touch transmission will come together like sound and visuals. A ''virtual reality chip'' inserted in a human brain will bring all these together to give a realistic experience, but when i said touch transmission it implies moving that i pod from A to C without passing through B. Wouldn't it be amazing that in the future ( God knows when) that a normal family dialog will sound something like this;

Dad : Zack! what's the status of the materializer?

Son : 60 % complete dad, i can smell the pizza now.

Dad : Still 60%??? What else are you materializing zack? shut them all off, I'm cannibalistically hungry.

Son : Oh well.. OK! **Pauses the Anti-gravitational hover board download**

Well i read somewhere that theres a 12 year lag between commercialized and the actual technology that exist. Even if its true i firmly believe that as we move along the dimension of time, about which we don't know shit about, that so called lag will reduce, due to an approximately uniform global dissipation of power about to take place.

Till then pardon me for calling my government, The Overly cocky bunch of selfish, sick and cheap Bastards!

Thank you

Mr.Erratik

I Wonder...

Have you ever stopped to wonder how other people would love to be perceived by the society, Despite their obvious social image? I was thinking about this for sometime and actually found the underlying and hidden thinking process to be quite fascinating. As shown in the below examples, i attempt to break this mental code behind each and every role that live among us. This is how they converse with their conscious mind;

1) Marketing Executive/ Sales Representative or that pushy Sales guy ;

His thinking process (How he would like us to think of his mentality)

''I'm not making anything out of this to be honest, i feel like the customer just don't get the idea, even after he has gone through all the paper advertisements and other information sources about the product. Sure he has seen the TV commercials and fully aware of the benefits, I really want him to have this because this is beyond just a product (maybe even something spiritual). They might not like me as a person ( as they call me ''that pushy bugger'' ha!), but it's for their own good, I'm even prepared to go through intense verbal abuse i.e. ''I don't want your Motherlovin product!!!'' etc, Being ignored i.e. 1023 Unanswered calls etc, and even physical harassment i.e. ''Slamming the door on my face leaving me with a cute flat nose'' etc, Just to make their life better by somehow getting them to buy my product. I only hope that they'll understand someday, i feel sorry for them... Sincerely, But Till then... I'LL NEVER GIVE UP''

2) Brand Manager

His thinking process ( Now lets see how he would like us to think of his mentality)

''Come on now, who doesn't like to watch a Nice TV commercial placed in between a lame and monotonous story line? I know its your favorite drama and you waited a whole week to see what happens next, but nobody have the ''Eye stamina'' to watch it at a stretch right? Imagine, a whole hour without a break...pfft, I don't know about you but my eyes will definitely pop out!. And IMHO ( In My Hogwash Opinion) the majority does not change the channel during breaks,because thats what they were waiting for, for Gods sake! Don't you remember the days you were schooling? No? well i do... and i'm not speaking for myself when i say that i was basically dieing for the bell to go off announcing the interval. And as our latest research shows, People like Breaks! so there... And this is not the only way that Ive chosen to liven up the day to day life of all the lovely people out there. What about all the wonderful packaging on your favorite products ?? ha?**Jeez this is such a thankless job :( ** . And what ever happens I'm sticking with the truth. all those catchy taglines are actually the bitter truth.For example Mcdonalds ,''I'm lovin it '' line, portrays how addictive their brand manager finds the burgers to be.

And every day i'm trying to come up with new ways to entertain people.Who said customers? we don't want them to buy our product, oh no! it was just entertainment, And anyways who's dumb enough to purchase, for example a Fat burning tablet just because of the fake before and after photos (Non-prime time comedy, get it?? he he ...we are funny right?) and the comments made by a paid model? No one!!! People aren't stupid. ''

3) A blogger

His thinking process ( Finally.. the most unimportant role)

"I have lot of other things to do besides blogging, i mean i have a beautiful life, and did i get carried away by the fact that i'm so lucky ?? nah! I still finds time to write something for the not-so-fortunate souls who are searching the web tirelessly for someones else's opinion on some Bullcrap issue. Whether they follow me or not i don't really care. But i know that there are more than 7 Billion people out there connected to the web just thinking of what to type on the google search bar, and i know that they count on me, coz IMO my opinion matters a lot to the society. I'm super unique and more intelligent than the most intelligent creature on earth (Dolphin IMO).And i believe theres nothing right or wrong, Its just good marketing and bad marketing. And i have something to say... ALWAYS!!''

I wonder.....

Mr.Erratik (still wondering...)

Wasting time typing an introduction

I mean, Don't you people find it annoying? Every time you try to join somewhere, be it online or offline, that you have to repeat that 'Myself essay'' for the 12061986th time (My D.O.B btw, what a coincidence)???

What's the first question they ask when you go for an interview? Ok so.. tell me about yourself...Now heres the tricky part, If you just go on telling them your hobbies and how you enjoy making sarcastic comments on youtube, How happy you are about your BSc in Astronomy & Physics and how well you performed in your schools Under 17 basketball team, as they say , ''They''ll inform you''.... for sure.

Everywhere its the same. I mean its not like We are here ( On EARTH) to get to know about every one we meet in depth right? Some might say that its worth the waste of time because It might save YOU ( If you have developed your mind to such a standard that you've realized that no one is reading this crap, theres no ME ,and the truth is Selflessness, then RESPECT!!, pardon me) from a future disaster that might happen because of the ''lack of knowledge you possessed'' about that particular person. But then again when it comes to crimes ( WCS; Worst Case Scenarios) what does the authorities say? ha? read this out loud - Most of the time people get hurt by the people they already KNOW! So WTF then? (WTF; What the Fuss), Well anyways since its the tradition, just like ants bumping their heads together when they pass each other on opposite directions, It's how we humans interact, Hi I'm.......... ( Don't Funking care really)

So i'm Mr.Erratik or what ever you wanna call me, and this Blog is for people who don't give a shit, about global marketing schemes, their traps, political agenda, social networks, and organised mind manipulation, and other hypes surrounding the Bloggosphere, or the offline atmosphere ( with 78% nitrogen??..,,got it??... yeah that one), and also this blog is dedicated for those who would never bend over to anyone or lick butt of anyone in their life no matter how big the offer is.

Welcome!

Mr.Erratik